Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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