have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Im part way to drunk.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
