She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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