Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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