Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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