i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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