i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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