Sponge bath it is.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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