Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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