Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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