i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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