I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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