There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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