I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
my shit smells like andre
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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