she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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