i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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