Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Small penises have feelings too.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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