matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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