He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
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