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She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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