these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Randomize
