I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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