if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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