If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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