First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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