So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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