so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
don't judge my taste in strippers
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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