I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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