I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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