I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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