can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
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