After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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