he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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