sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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