i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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