This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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