So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Life is so much better after having sex.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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