Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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