And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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