Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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