Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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