Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Do plants get herpes?
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