Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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