what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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