How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
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it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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