dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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