1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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