Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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