Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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