so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
wow bdsm is so cute
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Randomize
